Horndog

By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 02:05 - United States - La Grange

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Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
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bigdude1302 2

So tell me....does he have a Big Mac or a double cheese burger?

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mpalmiter4717 8

Wow OP! Run away as fast as you can. Everyone knows that McDonald's is a place children love to go. Why did you bail him out?

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Isa_fml 20

That's disgusting. You should have let him solve his own problems.

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StaceyMichelle 5

Reminds me of that episode of Beavis and Butthead where Beavis kept scratching himself while cooking the meat.

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freshx_fml 6

Why did you bail him out? I would've paid to see Bubba in jail ask him why he is locked up.

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hateevryone 14

I wouldn't have bailed him out. He shouldn't have been doing that in public.

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EnduringPlum 7

Sounds like sexual addiction with a combination of exhibitionism, which is extremely common. Get him out of your life now unless you want to help him manage his addiction for the rest of his life.

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