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Horndogs

By bullah007 - 28/11/2014 18:43 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 035

You deserved it 4 431

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 168

You deserved it 2 019

By Username - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 994

You deserved it 6 342

Good one, thanks

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 560

You deserved it 23 960

By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 565

You deserved it 3 769

Pervy

By textraped - 16/03/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 408

You deserved it 40 804

Cool prank bro

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 11:02 - United States

Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school saying, "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits". FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 745

You deserved it 3 568

By grubbieduc - 06/10/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 574

You deserved it 2 779

Just a prank, bro!

By ilovemymomma - 26/05/2012 07:15 - United States - Hereford

Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 272

You deserved it 10 332

By chocolaterabbit - 02/11/2009 12:41 - Australia

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 163

You deserved it 4 478

By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 668

You deserved it 2 990

blaw24 1

Saturday 29 November 2014 1:04

You sure that's a friend?

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Saturday 29 November 2014 1:08

Just answer: "Hello. This is the Police. How may i help you?"

Comments

Emmamazing 26

Saturday 29 November 2014 3:50

Same thing happened to me:( exept I was 12 at the time. Needless to say I was very upset

DoubleDosexo 12

Saturday 29 November 2014 4:07

my ex best friend was worse.

lionhead29 9

Saturday 29 November 2014 4:10

great prank

djstiv3 15

Saturday 29 November 2014 4:27

wellll what did you do for your friend to be that mean lol idk what to choose fml or ydi

Artemishuntress 8

Saturday 29 November 2014 4:29

dis u reply or not?

PhantomFollower 20

Saturday 29 November 2014 4:35

No one hit YDI, it's at 666! It is PERFECT!

tehdarkness 21

Saturday 29 November 2014 5:11

FYL, unless YDI for an equally devious prank prior to this!

ecstasy22 12

Saturday 29 November 2014 5:28

Get rid of your friend now

shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 29 November 2014 5:50

Put their number on Craigslist posing as a slutty young girl, asking for pictures of older men's junk, "So I know what I'll be sucking later today" haha