Facebook and Geek: Horndogs

Horndogs

By bullah007 - 28/11/2014 18:43 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 038

You deserved it 4 433

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 168

You deserved it 2 021

By Username - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 001

You deserved it 6 344

Good one, thanks

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 566

You deserved it 23 961

By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 566

You deserved it 3 770

Cool prank bro

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 11:02 - United States

Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school that says, "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 748

You deserved it 3 568

Pervy

By textraped - 16/03/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 409

You deserved it 40 806

By grubbieduc - 06/10/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 574

You deserved it 2 780

Just a prank, bro!

By ilovemymomma - 26/05/2012 07:15 - United States - Hereford

Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 277

You deserved it 10 332

By chocolaterabbit - 02/11/2009 12:41 - Australia

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 165

You deserved it 4 478

By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 671

You deserved it 2 990

blaw24 1

Saturday 29 November 2014 1:04

You sure that's a friend?

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Saturday 29 November 2014 1:08

Just answer: "Hello. This is the Police. How may i help you?"

Comments

mosquito19 14

Saturday 29 November 2014 22:26

you don't like dick pic from your friends?

kinky44 28

Saturday 29 November 2014 23:08

@64 Actually, Jesus said treat others how you want to be treated. His friend basically gave him an invitation to prank him back.

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Sunday 30 November 2014 2:07

Why are you complaining haha

Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5

Sunday 30 November 2014 3:22

GO WITH IT!

Sunflowers111 7

Sunday 30 November 2014 5:53

Haha oh dear. Perhaps block them all?

mollysantan01 5

Sunday 30 November 2014 6:07

what kind of friend does that anyway? tf what state they do That in? ?

TakeASeatM8 2

Sunday 30 November 2014 6:39

This Is On IFunny ?

hellowisaid 15

Sunday 30 November 2014 11:42

Honestly i think that's pretty hilarious and why are people feeling sorry for you and want to help you out? they are all liars because the only reason that we are on fml is to laugh at other people's posts not to help them out. Go ahead downvote me but it's the truth

0o0o0 9

Monday 1 December 2014 7:02

Order an embarrassing item to be delivered to his workplace during working hours.

kalbrek009 20

Tuesday 2 December 2014 18:10

I've been on FB since it began & have never heard of this "sexting" group of which you speak. Not saying it doesn't exist, just can't fathom why I've not heard about it until your Fml.