Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
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Epsilonyx 15

I'd assume someone with the name "Lickmylovepump" would be an extremely horny and open minded person.

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ILoveMyXbox 0

Phone sex is awkward and weird in my opinion. I honestly don't blame you for laughing, because I would have to :P

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Comments

gigi03 5

Wow I would of laughed too I think phone sex is dumb and ridiculous just do the real thing.

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dazed_confused94 9

haha.. this same thing happened to me expect he didn't hang up, we just keep talking and he said we could try again if I wanted too xD

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conman531 23

Just gotta get comfortable doing it with your lover. Me and my girlfriend tried it for the first time last night. It wasn't that great, plus we didn't finish because it was just too late.

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sodapop19 5

That's is messed you should have played along to be NICE !

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JAIDENANDMATTHEW 0

Look just don' t laugh... for men sexual relationships are pride for us. Not maturity, like serioualy WTF? Ohh hes immature... no he is ******* sexually fruatrated and pissed

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PandaLoverXD 12

If he really did say lick my love pump, then I don't blame you for laughing. I would've laughed too.

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cuddlebunny3548 11

You could have put the phone on mute!

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AnimeGrrl03 0

Pff ahahahah i think i would have done the same xD

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