Timing

By iliterallypoopedmyself - 19/01/2012 01:54 - Australia

Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML
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GovernorGeneral 8

You couldnt take the phone to the washroom? xD 'oh hello boss. I was wa--plop--iting for your ca--plop plop sploosh--ll all day. '

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kyarush 10

Lol ahhh that's the worst! Id just wipe real quick and bail to the phone! Finish your duty while on the phone

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kballa21 2

This fml is a repeat...

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GovernorGeneral 8

So is your face multiplied by 7. :|

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GovernorGeneral 8

But you dont see me telling you your face is a repeat....

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Pentium_4 27

21 - yeah murphy is always at work. must be the busiest ************ ever

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bamagrl410 31

44 - No kidding. Has the ability to **** up billions of things across the world all at once. -__-

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Renesaga 8

Upon reading this, I thought of that YouTube video of that woman constantly saying "Sittin' on a toilet!"

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GovernorGeneral 8

uh sorry my #40 reply was to a comment that got deleted...

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Jakesterk96 8

Hey, at least you didn't shit your..... *sees username* oh shit.

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CheckItOutItsYou 7

Well yea.. But OP still missed the call due to inconvenient circumstances.

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WCARlover 34

I know but idk, was it that big of a deal to wait until after the poop to call back? Or for some reason was OP not allowed to call that person or something. I'm just confused :p

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CheckItOutItsYou 7

OP is just venting, She probably waited really close to the phone for 8 hours and when she had to go to the bathroom BAMM the phone rings while she's helplessly wiping her ass. FHL

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bamagrl410 31

Also, if the person calling is in the military or participating in something that allows minimal personal time, OP may not be able to call back.

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anelelabel 6

It could have been a call about a job interview or something like that. In those circumstances, you can't really call back later I guess :/

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charlieohcharlie 12

Some private organisations hide their numbers; in that case you simply can't call back.

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CareFace 16

Hahahahaha classic! I'm guessing it's an Aussie term, cause no one else seems to like that joke besides us :D

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Climaxx 11

How do you know Victoria's an Aussie?

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Zmeilerr 22

And I guess YOU'RE not very good at spelling.

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airforce987 20

Definitely not an Aussie term. I use it here in America all the time.

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markrs 0

Shouldve said: "You shitted out luck"

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CareFace 16

Then why the hell did the comment have -9 at one point...? -_- Amateur thumb-ers...

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GovernorGeneral 8

Theres always one whos brave enough to say a joke thats been overused. Always...

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kyarush 10

"Cool story bro?"... People still say that?

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death_dolphin24 0

I used to say "cool story bro" till I took an arrow to the knee.

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GoW_Chick 14

That awkward moment when you realize someone has already overused all your jokes ...

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zombiegold 23

I used to make stupid comments like 28, but then I lost my virginity.

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Colonel_Lexi 18

@35 "I'M SICK OF THESE MUTHA ******* ARROWS, IN THESE MUTHA ******* KNEES" -Samuel L. Jackson-

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boofgall 16

Well thought-out comment, invest in one.

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LookOnBrightSide 12

I'm not sure that would help. OP did not specify whether she was using a home phone or a cell phone. If she had been using her cell phone, there may be sanitary reasons involved in not using while you are going to the bathroom.

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mobat 1

I guess you were in a SHITTY situation! Hardy har har! I need to go out more.

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BlueHue 0

Or stay in and get better puns ;)

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kickuwithmyfist 1

Lol shit happens!

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YaboyVinnie 21

If it was that important, I'd go that far as to bring the phone with me to the toilet.

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HearMeComin 0

Lmfao your a genius :D

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Sl1mShad3y 10

What if OP has one of those old ahh corded phones?

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

I swear people wait until you're busy to call you!

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fattylumptard 1

Well it is a good thing phones are cordless these days so you could answer

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