Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
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Epsilonyx 15

I'd assume someone with the name "Lickmylovepump" would be an extremely horny and open minded person.

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ILoveMyXbox 0

Phone sex is awkward and weird in my opinion. I honestly don't blame you for laughing, because I would have to :P

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cheerluv15 0

I'd do the same thing. It is kind of ridiculous

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FilthyPazuzu 3

Ya gotta have a sense of humor in the bedroom - or wherever you're doing it. Ya gotta be able to laugh. It's supposed to be fun!

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KEEK17 5

i laugh from even sex-texting. it happenes

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MyloXylotoGirl 0

Aww that's mean you should of at least just acted like u liked it :( that would of made him feel good :p

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toomuchspeeed 1

do you have an ear infection? or did you wear earmuffs

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AntiLove187 4

Lol. Forget these self righteous morons. I wouldve died laughing too. xDxDxDxD

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