Intimacy: Hot and heavy

Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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By picturemenakedbaby - 21/07/2009 10:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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Phoney sex

By Anonymous - 09/03/2020 08:00

Today, after having some great, intimate phone sex with my boyfriend, he immediately said, "Well, gotta go," and hung up. Thanks for making me feel like some sort of phone-hooker, dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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Kinky

By 9gingerface66 - 15/01/2012 06:29 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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By JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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By Username - 21/12/2010 05:09

Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML

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Epsilonyx 15

Thursday 19 January 2012 8:57

I'd assume someone with the name "Lickmylovepump" would be an extremely horny and open minded person.

ILoveMyXbox 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 8:57

Phone sex is awkward and weird in my opinion. I honestly don't blame you for laughing, because I would have to :P

Comments

glittercookies 12

Thursday 19 January 2012 12:28

Just go over to his house and give him some attention. I'm sure he will forgive you.

badam_fml 6

Thursday 19 January 2012 12:48

Mute

Poco6 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 13:11

Dang you feelings are hurt

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 13:33

What an annoying pos you must be OP.. Ydi

cornaayy737 2

Thursday 19 January 2012 13:36

Sounds like something I would do!!! Lmfao!

YdoIhaveAchode 4

Friday 20 January 2012 18:52

Nobody cares.

Sab0026 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 14:47

Yeah, you were totally rude to him. Shame on you. You should at least be happy he was wanting to try things with YOU....

perdix 29

Thursday 19 January 2012 15:03

It's over. This is just something you don't do. It's a mortal sin like admitting that the pants do make your butt look fat. You should have said you couldn't take it anymore and needed to rub one out . . . or you could have hit the mute button.

joshman10 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 15:32

This will make any guy loose for you. Hea opening himself for new things with you. You shut him down? I don't know if he is calling back.

lizard399 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 16:16

I did the same thing to my boyfriend and it's hard to get over. But I'm sure if you seem anxious to try again or try something else you can get through it. Just explain that you were nervous and need to I wouldn't tell him that he sounded ridiculous. We're still together 4 years later so it worked for me