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By purple - 24/03/2012 05:30 - United States - Katy

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Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML
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mrphychrs 5

how can she knows she's doin it wrong if you don't tell her? gotta let her know that kinda stuff bud

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teague95 16

Take extreme pain instead of just saying "hey babe use some lube and be gentle"

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writergirl23 19

Oww!! You don't have to tell her to stop OP, just say, "Babe I like it a little slower."

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ADuckOnQuack_fml 0

Assassins Creed preorder? Nice. I did the same.

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clarebear14 1

Yeahhh you might want to talk about that one with her... sucks for you though that you have a girl that can't give you a simple handjob :/

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dansco 24

Was your girlfriend a nun/virgin or really young? how else could she not know how foreskin & handjobs work?! YDI for not stopping when it hurt!

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greenmen 12

Guess her point made not have sex for a while longer

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UnluckyDude96 8

Ooh! How painful!

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staymintyfresh 13

Why didn't she just give you a bj? I mean unless you prefer handjobs but that would be weird...? I don't know

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monkeywrench1 10

I would take a BJ-on-a-stick any day over a had job. I'm right there with you.

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