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By purple - 24/03/2012 05:30 - United States - Katy

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Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML
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mrphychrs 5

how can she knows she's doin it wrong if you don't tell her? gotta let her know that kinda stuff bud

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teague95 16

Take extreme pain instead of just saying "hey babe use some lube and be gentle"

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kei1108 13

It's good that you showed compassion for her and realized that she was trying to make you happy. A lot of other people would be jerks about it... good for you for being a good boyfriend! :D

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stainglassvtv 0

#166, #111s comment was a jersey shore reference

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franwins0827 7

YDI for letting her continue. What's so hard... Er, difficult about saying ouch and showing her how you like it?

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FickleHearts 7

Lolz... Maybe you should get the foreskin chopped off... I don't see why you wouldn't tell her it hurt. And your name is pretty funny OP.. I feel bad for ya though.

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charlieinfinite 1

Yet another reason why circumcised is better.

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MargaretColleen 8

You could have suggested that you use lube or something. Or just guide her hand to kind of teach her what feels best. If you had done that, mate your penis would still have its natural color.

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ifknh8usernames 7

sex advice from a 14 year old??? this scares me away from having kids.

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MrGroovy28 7

You know her better than any of us but it seems like you both are a bit amateur at this. She seems like the type that you can offer her guidance while she is engaging in it. Abruptly stopping her without instruction may come off rude. Talk dirty to her and tell her what you like and when she is performing it well - don't be afraid to let her know how good it is.

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charvisioku 22

Dude... you really should have told her. It's pretty stupid to just sit there in agony and not say anything. You do know she could rip your foreskin if she puts on enough pressure. Nice image for you there.

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summer49 0

Yea I'd rather have my boyfriend tell me it hurts than hurt him

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picturescrazy 24

Speak up! It's not like a girl knows what it feels like to have a penis, so it's mostly just a guessing game when it comes to handling it. Guidance is always appreciated if you do it in a sexy way (:

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