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By purple - 24/03/2012 05:30 - United States - Katy

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Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML
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mrphychrs 5

how can she knows she's doin it wrong if you don't tell her? gotta let her know that kinda stuff bud

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teague95 16

Take extreme pain instead of just saying "hey babe use some lube and be gentle"

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nofearjenshere 12

*scrolls up to look at username*

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zebralover23 14

That must of hurt

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RikkiRoxxx 0

Someone's going to be scarred for life and not trust any hand but his own. Ha

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cjrand 7

Come on man... Lube or even woulda helped in that non sticky situation

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silent_bride 5

If you're not mature enough to communicate during sex, I'm not entirely sure you're ready to be fooling around at all.

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aussiesays717 1

Wait... How can it turn different colors!?

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bubo_fml 10

"No Baby! It's not supposed to turn that color! Quick! Coat it with saliva!"

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