Housekeeping!

By unit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally got around to organizing my closet. Discarded clothes fell into three distinct categories: Too Small, Yellow Pits, Stained with Food. FML
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kfrizzle2 4

Thats gross. Clean your clothes more often. Euch!

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__FML_FML_FML__ 0

Try using deodorant and a bib.

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cancergirl 0

haha! fatty mcsweatypits! that's ******* gross.

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ncvolley123 8

don't say the f word. it makes u sound mentally retarded.

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tank77 0

Wow you're one to talk about gross, you look like you kill people with your mind.

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perdix 29

Don't waste you money on more clothes. Society and the gene pool would be better off if you sat your fat, sweaty naked body alone at home and never ventured out.

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gronkan 0

Not really an FML, but still funny :)

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julie3841 11

lose weight, wear deodorant (or try different deodorant because yours obviously is not working) and try not to miss your mouth :P washing your clothes might help too, just sayin.

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MoF_fml 0

wow you all must be children growing is life sweating is life and the washing machine doesn't get rid of all stains and you can only bleach white. and everyone one misses there mouth one time or another it has nothing to do with being a slob or fat grow up and do your own washing

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tencentsakiss 19

Thank you 22, are these people seriously under the impression that all stains come out? Being the clutz that I am I can tell you all some stains are just impossible. I'm sure op washes his/her clothes plenty.

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Lady_Bow 4

I have a condition that causes that, beyond control and it's terrible. (Don't judge, people.)

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myfriend_youfail 3

Same. I've had overactive sweat glands ever since I hit puberty. It's like they're forever stuck in "teenager" mode. It's not like it was my choice to be sweaty and ruin my clothes on frequent occasion...so I do what I can to deal with it. I'm guessing most of the people saying rude things here are either doing it just to be assholes, or are actually THAT stupid and uneducated. Probably spend more time with their hands down their pants than actually paying attention during science and health classes.

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ncvolley123 8

u r so right. I'm to small for why I wore in kindergarten and I'm still thin

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danb1986 0

yeah but he put them back dirty, i think thats unpleasant, invest in a laundry basket op

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tencentsakiss 19

83, I have really unstable blood pressure and take a medicine called hytrin for it (no clue if I spelled that right). it has several other uses, one of which is to make people sweat less. Ask your doctor about it. 90, who said they put their clothes back dirty?

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Kgirl2cute 6

The first two I don't see a problem with, it happens, but food stains!? Ew!

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SteelersBaby 0

lose weight and buy some good deoderent.

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xThatAsianGurlx 0

I think it's time to buy some better detergent or burn your clothes whichever fine

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