Weird, Dreams and Work: How could you?

How could you?

By Ellie - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Mission

Today, I dreamt that I beat someone up for using Comic Sans in a project. Now I can't look at him without being irrationally angry. FML

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 10 October 2013 7:53

I've heard of Grammar Nazis, but this is the first I've heard of a Font Nazi.

KainMoogle 21

Thursday 10 October 2013 7:51

COMIC SAAAAAAAANS!

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RyanPrescott 10

Friday 11 October 2013 18:50

Font Nazi here: The font's name is Comic Sans MS. Not Comic Sans.

monnanon 13

Friday 11 October 2013 22:57

no one cares. everyone knows what OP meant or do yoy not recognise items unless they are given their full formal name?

diarheea101 11

Saturday 12 October 2013 1:51

act like your mock-angry

cranbe09 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 7:02

What the heck is a comic sans

pineapple_stick 4

Tuesday 8 December 2015 0:57

I wouldn' t advise them to talk to you about it - or you're gonna have a bad time

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 7 February 2023 8:41

I think you misspelled "justifiably" angry.

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Today, just to have a chance of a future career, I had to major in Data Science. Here's to 2.5 more years of soul-crushing tedium and passionless abstraction. If I had the resources to control my own life, I would have been a tradesman so I wouldn't have to sacrifice 4 years of my life on this. FML

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Today, thanks to too many true crime podcasts and shows, my wife has lost her marbles. She now insists we use code names for our kids while out in public, so that no predators will hear their real names and follow us home to kidnap them. She’s completely serious. FML

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Today, I got my projects printed and spiral bound, only to get a text from my teacher 30 minutes later that everything must be in black and white. I paid extra money to have them in colour. When I asked her if colour was okay, she said, "I never asked for colour and I want it in black and white for everyone." FML

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Today, I rested my face against my boyfriend's shoulder while we watched a movie. I didn’t realize he had put Icy Hot on the same shoulder right before I sat down. I cried in pain. He cried with laughter. FML

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Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

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Today, on a thirty minute commute to a job interview, I felt the urge to pee. When I got there, I politely asked the receptionist where the toilets were, and she told me to wait for someone to come show me. After another thirty minutes, someone turned up; the HR manager. FML

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Today, my brother stole my hard drive and wiped it. My hard drive had a 10-page school project on it. The project is due tomorrow. FML

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Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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