Dating, Break-ups and Love: How could you?

How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 258

You deserved it 7 918

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 226

You deserved it 5 883

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 402

You deserved it 775

By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 137

You deserved it 48 223

Been there, done that

By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 116

You deserved it 34 854

Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 848

You deserved it 635

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 800

You deserved it 161

Never touch the Xbox

By Unknown - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 933

You deserved it 15 697

The smell test

By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 106

You deserved it 4 462

Doofus

By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 924

You deserved it 10 432

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 880

You deserved it 2 469

xundria 5

Monday 15 February 2010 20:11

....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.

allie2590 31

Monday 15 February 2010 22:22

You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.

Comments

julieee015 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:33

haha I would never take a shit at a guys house. HOLD IT IN NEXT TIME. (:

hellomikey 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:27

it is. what don't you understand? shit at your own house, skanky be-otch !!

rockin198 0

Friday 19 February 2010 7:56

such a douch

FrenchyBuddy 1

Friday 19 February 2010 13:02

when you have to go...go ! see the bright side, you don't have to stay with a guy who lives in a disney fantasy life. FYL

lilbz76 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 2:31

Hey guess what guys, girls shit! most of the ones i know only do it like once or twice a week, (which completely blows my mind, if i don't go two or three times a day i get worried.) As my grandpa use to say holding in is like holding it in you mouth! **** that dude, he ain't worth it.

XCaLX_fml 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 2:42

i agree wit ur x

blademaster23 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 0:35

ur falt for smelling like shit u never take a shit in ur bf house!!!

Bloonbloon 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 6:33

Lol how old is he? 6?

hellyjellybean 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:34

WOW I thought people talking about girls never ******** must be one big joke, and I'm sure lots of people are joking, but if anyone actually believes that they don't or ought not to- christ you are stupid. Where has this rumour come from? Women, don't buy into it- seriously, the **** industry and hip hop music culture has already helped to dehumanise us a lot in recent years without telling kids this stuff and making things worse. We have more and more pressure from a younger and younger age to look like sexy sex objects when we are just people, okay? It's a nice feeling to be wanted but I would rather be given the credit of being a real human being, defecatory habits and all, wouldn't you? The added bonus is shallow arseholes like the OP's ex won't swarm round as much.