How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 258
You deserved it 7 918

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xundria 5

....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.

You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.

Comments

The_F3rris 11

Guess he will never get married when he realizes that every woman poops

doglover100 28

I don't get why boys think we don't poop we do.

doglover100 28

I don't get why guys don't think we take a dump and fart. Everyone does, it's life.

Lycanian 3

Your boyfriend was obviously a small, idiotic child.

musiciangirl591 16

so are you not supposed to use the bathroom while you are at his house? he's stupid

kelemen 2

Trust me darlin, you're better off, that idiot just did you a favor

You have to take a dump somewhere he probably wasn't right for you

Where did this idea that girls don't poop come from?