By Anonymous - 15/08/2015 15:20 - United States

Today, just as I was putting my contacts in, a gnat landed on it. Its guts got squished between my eyeball and the contact. FML
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TechnoKitten 17

That's gnatsty

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guss5441 18

Gnats side of the story Today, I was being me and landed on a contact lens, then an evil human squished me in his/her eye female

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LilMissCanadian 22

And also quite unfortunate. FYL OP hope you're okay, I'd be scarred to use contacts again after that.

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SubparAtBest 23

I think dats gnatsty might be better... but still far out there

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SubparAtBest 23

and then I scrolled down and saw 3 already did that... sigh

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Coland 19

I wouldn't let that "fly"

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buckstop1 37

Trust me. There parenthesis weren't necessary.

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Soninuva 41

Of course the "parentheses" weren't necessary, considering that they are quotation marks.

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buckstop1 37

Alright, I'll admit, you got me there. In my defense though, it was really late at night.

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appletreee 30

One time a mosquito flew in my eye and I thought I got it out. I woke up the next morning with a dismantled mosquito body just outside of my eye.

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Saxicolous 27

Gnats horrible, op. Maybe stick to glasses for a while?

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Saxicolous 27

Had a chance to be first and I choked, and took so dang long to choke that I wasn't even the first one to do it

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guss5441 18

Thats is so disgusting! Hope u got it off! If not burn your eyeball.

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whysobeachy 37

Thanks for the extremely practical advice.

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guss5441 18

Gnats side of the story Today, I was being me and landed on a contact lens, then an evil human squished me in his/her eye female

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Man_of_Manzanas 9

Now that's what I call a computer bug hahahahahahah.... Wait wrong punchline

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lat187 18

Bet you didn't see that coming!

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