Animals: Today, just as I was putting my contacts in, a gnat landed on...

By Anonymous - 15/08/2015 15:20 - United States

Today, just as I was putting my contacts in, a gnat landed on it. Its guts got squished between my eyeball and the contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 17:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, I noticed I had a dead gnat stuck on my chin. This was after an hour-long appointment with a good looking doctor. FML

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By notonthepavement - 15/02/2016 11:04 - United States - Desoto

Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML

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By RedEye - 11/07/2017 17:30 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 16:00

Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML

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TechnoKitten 17

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:24

That's gnatsty

guss5441 18

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:28

Gnats side of the story Today, I was being me and landed on a contact lens, then an evil human squished me in his/her eye female

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teddybear208 9

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:23

eww dats nasty

LilMissCanadian 22

Sunday 16 August 2015 7:05

And also quite unfortunate. FYL OP hope you're okay, I'd be scarred to use contacts again after that.

SubparAtBest 23

Sunday 16 August 2015 9:30

I think dats gnatsty might be better... but still far out there

SubparAtBest 23

Sunday 16 August 2015 9:33

and then I scrolled down and saw 3 already did that... sigh

Coland 19

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:23

I wouldn't let that "fly"

buckstop1 37

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:25

Trust me. There parenthesis weren't necessary.

Soninuva 41

Sunday 16 August 2015 7:45

Of course the "parentheses" weren't necessary, considering that they are quotation marks.

SubparAtBest 23

Sunday 16 August 2015 9:32

rekt

buckstop1 37

Sunday 16 August 2015 15:56

Alright, I'll admit, you got me there. In my defense though, it was really late at night.

TechnoKitten 17

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:24

That's gnatsty

CommentKing207 23

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:43

I ****** love you ?

Abhimanyu 14

Sunday 16 August 2015 19:48

haha that was punny

Hildy93 21

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:25

Eye see.... That's just nasty

appletreee 30

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:25

One time a mosquito flew in my eye and I thought I got it out. I woke up the next morning with a dismantled mosquito body just outside of my eye.

Saxicolous 27

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:26

Gnats horrible, op. Maybe stick to glasses for a while?

Soninuva 41

Sunday 16 August 2015 7:47

Swing and a miss!

Saxicolous 27

Sunday 16 August 2015 8:04

Had a chance to be first and I choked, and took so dang long to choke that I wasn't even the first one to do it

guss5441 18

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:26

Thats is so disgusting! Hope u got it off! If not burn your eyeball.

whysobeachy 37

Sunday 16 August 2015 20:05

Thanks for the extremely practical advice.

guss5441 18

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:28

Gnats side of the story Today, I was being me and landed on a contact lens, then an evil human squished me in his/her eye female

thevip23 12

Sunday 16 August 2015 16:07

Her eyeball

Man_of_Manzanas 9

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:33

Now that's what I call a computer bug hahahahahahah.... Wait wrong punchline

lat187 18

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:33

Bet you didn't see that coming!

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 16 August 2015 8:17

Bet OP saw it up close and personal!

jqmalang 17

Tuesday 18 August 2015 3:45

Bet you did gnat see that coming

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Same thing different taste

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Too stupid

Blow it

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