How? What?

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 14:43 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML
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CheesecakeTaco 3

Purple nurple'ed by an umbrella. Thats a new one.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Why was the umbrella that close to your body to begin with? I usually hold it out in front of me, not right against my chest.

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Mama_Umbridge 8

Was it one of those little drink umbrellas?

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iloveandy143 7

That seems about right.. How else could someone manage this unless they were drunk?

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outoftown 26

It's amazing what you can do when you are having a really, really bad day. No drinking required.

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_ebbonyy 11

I don't fully understand how that happened? Hilarious nonetheless :-)

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99megster 15

Either you were holding the umbrella too close to your body, or you have HUGE nipples.

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wellnevermind 4

You're the one on the left? Greetings big toe! :D (had to do it)

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naduskalove 3

Ouch !! That's all I can say..

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linkinpark98 23

Then don't say anything. This was valuable comment space!

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Enslaved 36

I've done that before by pushing in the stick. I wasn't expecting the damn thing to pop up again! Ouch!

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DocBastard 38

I had a friend in college who couldn't even look at pepperoni because he thought it resembled a sliced nipple. True ******' story.

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Dadothy 8

That comment gave me a very unpleasant mental image

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Enslaved 36

Better than him not being able to look at nipples because it makes him crave pizza.(:

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iloveandy143 7

Imo The areola resembles pepperoni more. More true to size. Unless of course someone has very expansive nipples.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I can see me doing that because I'm uncoordinated :p but the bruising kind of confuses me, how did that happen?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I mean, wouldn't you have to close the umbrella on your nipple REALLY hard for it to bruise???

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Nipped the nipp with an umbrella... Sucks for you, OP!

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okieraider71 4

OP didn't tell the whole story. OP's nipples are a foot long from that time she got them caught in the .....

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