How? What?

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 14:43 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML
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Purple nurple'ed by an umbrella. Thats a new one.

Why was the umbrella that close to your body to begin with? I usually hold it out in front of me, not right against my chest.

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I find the mechanics of this one almost impossible to conceive, but FYL anyway - that's gotta hurt!