How? What?

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 14:43 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML
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CheesecakeTaco 3

Purple nurple'ed by an umbrella. Thats a new one.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Why was the umbrella that close to your body to begin with? I usually hold it out in front of me, not right against my chest.

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kimg0885 23

You should invest in a poncho, not as stylish but definitely safer.

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linkinpark98 23

The question is, did the umbrella say sorry? If not, take a second umbrella and bruise the first one's nipples with it.

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flutter4 7

I don't understand how that happens.

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skyeyez9 24

The comments are even better than the fml.

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TrollmanJenkins 0

I've heard the FML team ban someone every time they take a dick in the mouth. Can I get some confirmation?

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linkinpark98 23

What the ****?

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Bordo1203 3

I'm guessing you have one arm or nipples the size of basketballs.

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wetandnaked 4

Yea, I'm still trying to figure out how that's even possible.

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