How? Why?

By Noname - 12/03/2009 19:56 - United States

Today, I went over to my uncle's house for dinner and my stomach hurt really bad. I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and took a huge dump. Turns out I'd chosen the brand new toilet that wasn't connected to anything yet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 046
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Same thing different taste

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alyssa_22 0

Wouldn't you notice that there's no water in it?

iammeanttolive 0

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kandy_fml 0

Oh, and also, http://www.insurance.com/article.aspx/Are_Men_Better_Drivers_Than_Women/artid/259 Even if these statistics are bullshit, it doesn't matter. We all know men who are horrible drivers, and women who are amazing drivers, just like we know horrible female drivers, and wonderful male drivers. There is no way to prove or disprove the stereotype because everyone drives different.

ROFLMAO wow, if this is true... xD how do you not notice though? ahahahahahhahhahahaha!

We would all choose the preetier toilet. Haha. but wouldn't you notice that there wasn't any water in the toliet bowl? LMAO!

Thats actually hilarious. how could you not know ?

Haha NOW REMOVE IT WITH YOUR HANDS! haha

ottoXxX 0

umm, a few things here... the female stereotyping is partially correct, but also, american people are much more alert to their bathroom surroundings.. she is most likely a brit. also, ive replaced many a toilet, and ive never had a toilet that wasnt hooked up with a seat on it already. generally the seat goes on last, not only for precaution against such a thing, but just because its easier to work without it.. and another thing, this being her UNCLE's place, how would she not notice a new toilet that she's never seen before. and lastly, the issue everyone has pointed out, the water... i mean, look before you leap people, and you will never end up like her. BTW, has anyone seen in the jackass movie where the guy goes into a hardware store and ***** in a toilet on the showroom floor? funny stuff peoples, funny stuff. PS: This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

oh no water... that means it wont splash back at me!