Awkward and Love: Huge fan of his work

Huge fan of his work

By laf@me - 25/02/2009 07:42 - Canada

Today, I forgot my work clothes at home, so my boss gave me a jacket with a name patch that said "Mike". Still wearing my work clothes, I ran into my ex-girlfriend on my way home. We were together for five years, until she dumped me for a guy name Mike. FML

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Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML

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By safariboo - 09/02/2010 15:43 - United States

Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML

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By illuminatzi - 03/10/2015 02:32 - United States - Temple

Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By meow - 16/07/2019 18:30

Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML

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By moe472 - 24/01/2012 02:47 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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That's not my name

By nametag - 09/06/2009 02:07 - Canada

Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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ifeedhobos 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 16:05

Looks like your ex got Mike out of his work clothes, and left them ready for you to wear. ;]

Stupoopy 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 16:15

Yeah, because there is only one Mike in the world. Are you still in love with your ex? Because that's the only way it's FML. And that would make you suck.

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ifeedhobos 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 16:05

Looks like your ex got Mike out of his work clothes, and left them ready for you to wear. ;]

Stupoopy 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 16:15

Yeah, because there is only one Mike in the world. Are you still in love with your ex? Because that's the only way it's FML. And that would make you suck.

bribubbles 10

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:41

No it looks like he could have changed his name just because of it

davidtheday 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 16:34

Boo hoo, cry me a river. I see no stunning irony in this post, just a lame coincidence. FML FAIL. Michael was the most popular boys name for many years running, btw.

uh_oh 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 16:42

#2, 3, and 4 Lay off, guys. Still in love with her or not, that meeting would have been mega awkward, regardless of how common the name Mike is. He could have been wearing a "John Doe" name tag; if his girlfriend had left him for John Doe, it would have been awkward.

Inkspell 2

Wednesday 25 February 2009 16:49

Uhm, i think what he meant was that she woudve thought he was trying to be mike because his girlfriend left her for a man named Mike, therefore, he thought that she might've thought that he was still grieving over the break up or something and pretended to be "Mike" you know, well, it's hard to explain in text. >___>; But it's all clear in my head.. T__T

nobody81 4

Wednesday 25 February 2009 16:50

agree w/ 6. at first when I read it I thought sfw, but then I got to thinking about it, if that happened to me with my ex it would have looked so pathetic.