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Huge fan of his work

By laf@me - 25/02/2009 07:42 - Canada

Today, I forgot my work clothes at home, so my boss gave me a jacket with a name patch that said "Mike". Still wearing my work clothes, I ran into my ex-girlfriend on my way home. We were together for five years, until she dumped me for a guy name Mike. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2022 08:01

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who broke up with me the day before yesterday, got a job at my workplace. He shows up dressed his best clothes, clean-shaven, and with perfume. For the 10 months we dated, I only saw him in baggy tops, sweatpants, a weird beard, and the smell of sweat. FML

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By jetskiboy2000 - 15/05/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML

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By safariboo - 09/02/2010 15:43 - United States

Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML

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By illuminatzi - 03/10/2015 02:32 - United States - Temple

Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By meow - 16/07/2019 18:30

Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML

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By moe472 - 24/01/2012 02:47 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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That's not my name

By nametag - 09/06/2009 02:07 - Canada

Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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You deserved it 3 944

ifeedhobos 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 16:05

Looks like your ex got Mike out of his work clothes, and left them ready for you to wear. ;]

Stupoopy 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 16:15

Yeah, because there is only one Mike in the world. Are you still in love with your ex? Because that's the only way it's FML. And that would make you suck.

Comments

KdP310 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 2:40

you left for work....and didnt bring work clothes...?

TheOrpheus 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 6:35

sorry, but that is too funny

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 17:01

I don't see what everyone's getting all bitchy about... this is a totally logical FML If you dumped your long term boyfriend for a guy and saw him wearing a jacket with the new guys name on it, would you not at least feel a little bit "LOL" inside?

basementgirl 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 15:54

Awesome! Creepy, but awesome!

brkn_hearted 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:31

oh come on now, how many mikes are there in the world!?!?!

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:14

Damn that's creepy.

bedroomchat 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:17

None of you got this one right. His boss' name is Mike. His girlfriend left him for a man named Mike. Get it? get it? getitgetitgetit? He is working for the man his girlfriend left him for five years previous. Burn.

MagicMeds 0

Friday 18 September 2009 6:45

get to the part where your life is ******, rather than this part where nobody gives a ****

PaperCaper 11

Saturday 13 March 2010 21:29

Thank you, #27.

iEevee 0

Monday 17 May 2010 6:16

This needs to be better explained.. OP, please comment. I can't tell whether it's an ironic thing where the GF thought he was trying to pretend to be Mike, or if the OP works with this Mike. Kinda funny actually xD