Intimacy: Hush hush

Hush hush

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 06:43 - Canada

Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML

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Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

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By Briana - 29/09/2019 22:00

Today, after 2 years of searching, I finally have a job that I love. Now I'm probably going to lose it because I started having sex with one of my managers, and our coworkers are starting to catch on. They caught on pretty much the day I told him that we should stop having sex so we wouldn't lose our jobs. FML

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By anonymous - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML

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Bangarang_Rufio 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:27

Now would be a good time to jump for that promotion lol. You know, since you got HIM a raise first.

Cinderlla_Girl 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:54

Hahaha I bet there wasn't even an anti- fraternizing policy, just a way for your boss to play both of you and make sure you kept quiet :P

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Kitty34_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:20

Do you work in a ***** house? Because you all sound like skanks to me.

RJB 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:34

Yah do realize, hes an asshole for playing 2 girls, being the boss and ******* two (probaly ) hot girls? But he's awesome because he played them perfectly. As much as people hate him he is a genius for doing that. I bet if he used his powers for good it would be porbaly different. Many dictators were evil Geniuses but used there power for VERY VERY bad..

mandyreid_ 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:40

i wish i could **** my boss :(

StealthStorm67 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:46

@ 33 If you're a woman, you probably could. Unless you have a face that could stop a clock. Either way, it's worth a shot. :P

spoonboy 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:53

You probably shouldn't have been dating your boss anyway, but still FYL.

AlexZB 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:18

get his ass fired

MissMarlo 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:27

your boss is a ****. disregarding the anti-fraternization policy, he's still been cheating on you. fyl for having a shitty lover. **** your friend's life, too. ): i feel bad for the both of you.

desertkitt 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:31

It's kinda your fault for sleeping with your boss. Most people who do are trying to heighten their position in the working world. So we are either to assume that You were trying to sleep your way to the top or that you were gullible enough to fall for a man who would rather **** you than date you. Either way, FYL.