By AnDroidZ_BabY - 11/09/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML
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ScaughtieHolden 11

It's not an FML because Op's mom is a freak, it's an FML because she's going to find out that op was the one who farted!

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fthislyfe 22

I and my brother do that all the time...You're not alone

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zombicidal 11

simply inform your mom that you don't wear underwear and it all good

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Keyman1212 14

49- you smell your brother's underwear?! Your brother smells your panties?!?!? O.o that's some ****** up shit right there.

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Justforlolz 14

More like "**** Her Life(FHL) when she smells them and realizes that you did indeed fart.

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abbyelizabeth 9

No matter how you put it, this situation is seriously effed up.

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rallets 22

how else could you put it that it WOULDNT be effed up?

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FarSide 22

You should have pinched off a tiny turd in your drawers and then stuck them in her face.

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yadisingh 5

49. I'm no grammar nazi... but... I and my brother?

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tittymagic 0

Smell her snow trail, oh wait.

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YdoIhaveAchode 4

Give her a Dutch oven

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tktom7 6

It's when you fart in bed and hold her head under the blanket according to urban dictionary...

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denvan 0

You should've ripped one and handed it to her to smell your underwear. Asked her what you had for lunch?

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marinus_fml 19

Fart doesn't linger in your jocks forever.

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bigguy123456 2

Nice pic.. Cept im more ripped..

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MissMittens 0

marinus has a hotter tan ;) yummm

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Ames19 6

Rofl! Did you let her smell it... Maybe your mom is gulilty over this make you embarrassment yourself...

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Bbhd05 0

Ahh sentence structure for the win?

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lindseyluvszac 4

No mom you will not, I repeat, WILL NOT smell my underwear. That's crossing too many lines

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KiddNYC1O 20

Tan lines among other.

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Confuciussay 6

Well, maybe she's a habitual line stepper.

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