You need to explain to her that talking dirty is just that and talking like Oprah is not sexy for a man. And if she can't use other words then don't talk sexy at all. Good luck.

Well, you're not blue-balled because that doesn't exist (it's scientifically proven.)

Wow that is extremely funny but seriously it probably hurt her self esteem when you laughed and I know that was unexpected but she was just trying to get into the rp and maybe you should apologize to her if you haven't yet and it's not easy for anyone to open up to trying something new

Yeah not sexy to hear that, but ya gotta learn to hold back your initial reaction sometimes. If you try to say you couldn't help it that only works sometimes. You got to hold that reaction in, especially when it comes to the bedroom. Also, the fact you " broke down laughing" probably hurt her way more and unlikely she'll try that stuff again in the future if you can't hold it in. YDI

There needs to be a limit on the nicknames for a ******... I have heard it be called a noonee, a foof, a fairy, a poonaney. It's more cringeworthy that people can't say pussy or ******.

"I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in" is the best sentence I have ever read.

Schoolgirl or Schoolchild '_'

I'm sorry. You were roleplaying. She stayed in character, you cocked up. Enjoy your well deserved blue balls!

Hi blue-balled, I'm dad

Your blue-balls are your own fault. Had you not laughed, it'd be totally on her.