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I can't help it

By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 17:47 - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML
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pharm121 21

Well she said she wanted to be a school girl...

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vampy719 17

Lmfao oh come on sometimes sex is funny and i would deff die of laughter if that happened to me im sorry but that word is just not sexy

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WipeHour 11

I wasn't aware that this app supported video.

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Stevend3095 9

You know what I meant. Theres an episode where the school does an anti bullying video and cartman sings about his "vajayjay" in it.

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JayVicious 20

well she really got into her role. gotta say that would have made me feel like a chester molester if i heard that comming outta my gf's mouth while she was dressed as a school girl. not to mention that word is more commical to me then erotic.

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FueledByFate 24

Hey man. If she's into it... Whatever makes her happy. It was Valentine's Day after all!

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batbarbie 7

I suppose you didn't get to grade her, huh?

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cappellaaa 23

Whoops looks like you're not getting laid for awhile haha. Never laugh at your girl while she's vulnerable like that. You should wait till after and bring it up so she doesn't use that word again.

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laden_swallow09 34

You hear a genuinely funny joke or hear a funny noise, or see something funny happen. Tell me you can voluntarily turn off your funny bone. You snort and grimace trying to hold it back, but your physical protests make it even worse and you laugh even louder than you would have, had you just let it out in the beginning. Get real, lady.

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freyameredith 9

She was getting in character.... I guess?

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Fidel_ASStro 9

Feel you on that one #ForeverBlueBalled :(

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bioss89 16

OP, you are lucky that she did not use "mini moo". (*another word in the UK for the Vajayjay word )

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greencurtains74 11

lol it was probably a slip of the tongue. it's tough to find the right word in that situation. "Pussy" is really erotic and might be too much for her. and "******" is very technical and not sexy. She probably said it and regretted it, yet got laughed at. Good luck restoring her comfort with you.

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