I can't help it
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Just go with it. When sex is on the line, you need to be able to keep it together bro.
I would say you deserved it, but I can't judge because I would have laughed too.
Sorry about the blue balls, but the word vajayjay has no place in the bedroom. It's right up there with moist, panties, and preforming baby talk.
o for god sake so maybe she didnt want to call it her "pussy" big deal i know plenty of women who use that to refer to their lady parts
and just think if you hadnt made such a big fricking deal about it you would be experiencing the stupid dozy dazy smile and that lovely post orgasmic tingling feeling south of the border
What compelled her to think that was sexy?! No worries OP, my boner died just reading it.
Maybe the roleplay she was going for was the young, inexperienced, never-done-this-before type thing. I've done that with a partner before, and it was actually really, really hot. I agree that the specific word "vajayjay" is cringeworthy, but did you explain it was only the word, and nothing else, that turned you off?
That's what I call commitment, I remember when I said that when I was a actual schoolgirl, haha.
I couldn't imagine calling it a vajayjay out loud in the bedroom while we are about to have sex even if I was role playing as a schoolgirl. Sorry you have blue balls that doesn't sound fun at all. I also cringed :(
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Well she said she wanted to be a school girl...
Lmfao oh come on sometimes sex is funny and i would deff die of laughter if that happened to me im sorry but that word is just not sexy