Miscellaneous: Today, I baked a chicken pot pie in the oven. I pulled it out,...

By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 12:09 - Canada

Today, I baked a chicken pot pie in the oven. I pulled it out, and noticed a big piece of tasty-looking, flaky pastry had come loose. Without thinking I ripped it off and popped it into my mouth. I HEARD the skin on the inside of my cheeks burn. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 16:47 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML

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By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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By Squeak - 06/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Bragg

Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML

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By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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By welp - 28/10/2015 04:11 - United States - Belton

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML

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By James - 06/05/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, whilst on a road trip with friends, we stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. I ordered a chicken sandwich and when it arrived, I took a huge bite out of it, only to realize that it was still completely raw in the middle. FML

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By Heyme - 09/12/2008 13:50 - France

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

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By skywayavenue - 19/03/2009 05:09 - Canada

Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML

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Thursday 7 May 2009 16:06

God, I'm so hungry now. FYL though.

PianoManGidley 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:07

So what does it sound like? Just a general sizzle?

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24788 6

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:06

God, I'm so hungry now. FYL though.

zomgbies 17

Thursday 7 November 2013 22:14

FYL?! OP was dumb enough to eat something straight out of the oven. OP, Darwin called, he said YDI

PianoManGidley 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:07

So what does it sound like? Just a general sizzle?

alex105 0

Monday 15 March 2010 10:56

well I say this person is full of shit I am a baker and I have out pastry straight from oven into my mouth and it don't burn in the slightest

claudia8D 0

Monday 20 September 2010 19:40

probably cuz I've done that so many times u have no feeling in ur mouth

DaGirlz 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:08

Well...did it still taste good?

emirie 21

Wednesday 6 November 2013 21:05

He probably couldn't taste anything besides burning flesh

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:09

Wash it down with some fava beans and a nice chianti. /obscure?

lizamaphone 6

Wednesday 18 August 2010 22:06

no, I'd say the most famous line from on of the most memorable horror movies ever made is pretty obscure O.O fail XD

vxjazz 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:13

Didn't it feel hot when you picked it up? If it was really that hot, you should have dropped it the instant you picked it up...

blankaex 0

Monday 10 May 2010 17:00

Ripped it off, not picked it up.

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Sunday 13 October 2013 1:32

You would still feel the heat 109

misterasdfjkl 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:13

what did it sound like??? oh and #3, i think the tongue was burnt too...

Scheisse11 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:13

Ouch. Jeeze dude, have some patience.

winterharte 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 14:19

But it's like pizza rolls fresh from the microwave, you just can't resist it xD

lexi050 0

Monday 27 June 2011 18:58

I love pizza rolls :D

badluckalex 23

Friday 16 May 2014 10:59

the inside of pizza rolls is LAVA but you have to eat it while they are hot!

alki_fml 5

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:15

you're an idiot. what temp did you bake the pie at? 350F? so it's that hot when it comes out and you pop some of the pastry into your mouth without letting it cool? YDI

Vagrarian 2

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:24

No big deal. "Pizza mouth" is the half-joking term used by docs and dentists to refer to burns on the cheek and palate. It's nothing major; cell regeneration and replacement in the mouth is fast, so you'll heal up quickly. Just hope you learned a little patience from this.