Today, I found out I was being cheated on by my wife. Guess who...

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By SadDad - 22/11/2017 20:42 - France

Today, I found out I was being cheated on by my wife. Guess who she cheated on me with? Her stepson. My son. FML

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PhantomCrevan 8

Friday 24 November 2017 5:04

Um. Ew. Please tell me that you married her long after your son moved out, because otherwise there are some unsettling implications there.

Leeono 26

Friday 24 November 2017 18:21

Isn’t this the side plot in Good Will Humping?

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PhantomCrevan 8

Friday 24 November 2017 5:04

Um. Ew. Please tell me that you married her long after your son moved out, because otherwise there are some unsettling implications there.

Leeono 26

Friday 24 November 2017 18:21

Isn’t this the side plot in Good Will Humping?

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