I'll just hang out I guess

By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
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sammywhits 0

you mean ex girlfriend?

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Asynja 4

Sounds like your girlfriend never considered you her boyfriend. I'm not saying what she did was right. But maybe she just wanted a "friends with benefits" situation until her convict (ex)boyfriend got out of jail? Idk. It sucks though. FYL, nobody deserves to go through that.

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GLOCKMAMA 0

Where did it say that either male was her brother?

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sourgirl101 28

Guess what KY I thought you were talking about at first?

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RedPillSucks 31

You mean like the jelly, or the state?

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TheNamelessNerd 0

Dump her. She obviously doesn't deserve you lol.

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jessicathatsme 0

wow what a *****. dump her

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sourgirl101 28

Making love? You should have "******" her like she was hoping her jail bird ex was doing to her.

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mrahhhhh 21

And that's when you pretend not to notice. Then switch to oral sex on you and give her the old strawberry shortcake. And I ain't talking about the dessert either :. Go on urban dictionary if you don't know what I mean.

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megamandude455 10

oh dude #45, you NEVER hit a girl, even IF she's cheating on you. what i would've done is told her i had crabs, or aids, or something as serious as that. you are just sick!

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mrahhhhh 21

Guess I'm gonna have to put up on of my famous disclaimers :. Disclaimer: Mrahhhhh does not condone the beating of, immolation of, throwing off a cliff of, or the stabbing with toothpicks of women. Statements to the contrary should be treated as satire mixed with black comedy. We cannot be held liable for future Darwin award nominees that take the advice of random strangers online. For all those people who take mrahhhhh seriously and consider them advancing their cause by flaming him after witnessing mrahhhhh using obscure sexual terminology as a means of revenge, know that mrahhhhh jests, and only a fool would take such outlandish comments as facts. Please use your time to a donate like 2 bucks (or more) to a battered women's shelter instead of replying to satiric comments. Thank you and have a pleasant tomorrow.

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sourgirl101 28

I already heard what it was. Thank you, for your disclaimer. No whipped cream for me thanks!

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muffpuncher 0

he ought to have her give him a rusty trombone... heehhe

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Axe_Cept 0

The guy in jail could be a drunk / druggie parasite, or may be a bad dude, neither of which is baggage you want. Leave her to her jailhouse romance. Time to check out.

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megamandude455 10

Today, my girlfriend and i were making love. [nothing wrong with that.] her phone rang, and she stopped [STOPPED] to answer it. [that should be an fml by itself. even if you were about to come.] it was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. [o.O] she talked to him for 15 minutes. [O.O wow, that should be an fml too.] to top it all off, before she hang up, i heard her tell him she loved him, [O__O should've ended the fml right there] and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML [and that's the zinger. if they really did break up, she wouldn't've been takin' op's virginity for i don't want to know how many times that would've been. so why is she with him? i'm not trying to be a dick op, she's doing that for me, but you're too good for her op, she's a **** then. now if op added, "then after she came back, she tried to continue making love to me." THAT definitely would've taken the cake RIGHT there.]

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