I'm blue dabadi dabada

By Ricky - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, in order to look nice for a date, I tried the new blue mouthwash that turns plaque blue so you know where to brush. I couldn't get all the blue. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 627
You deserved it 48 244

Top comments

kwbuzz23wk 0

never test something right before a date. you never kow how cheap it is and its always hard to get rid of cheaply made things. Just brush well.

Isn't that stuff for little kids...?

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SomeRando 0

I bought that stuff because I hate the taste of mouthwash, but I know I really should use it. It doesn't matter that it's for kids, it still does the job. Plus, it's pretty cool to see all the stuff that was in your mouth. When I do it, it doesn't show the plaque on my teeth, though; just in the sink. Maybe because I have the pink kind? Anyway, I don't see why it's a problem that he used the stuff! Hopefully the date had a sense of humor about it (but also didn't kiss him!)

Eeew. That stuff stains? Yeah, listen to the ppls. Don't test something right before a date. Wow.

NickelPhosphate 0

Oh man. I heard of that stuff. Just brush your teeth well! And when they feel smooth you're probably good to go! And floss! These gimmicky things NEVER work properly.

that mouthwash was discontinued in 2007...why are you using it

#40, what are you talking about? I could have possibly maybe have bought some a week ago...

"I couldn't get all the blue." wait i dont get it.. you didnt get all of the blue off your teeth?

Icalasari 0

#40: I just saw an ad for it today! :3 I want to go get some, actually :D ...What? I have horrid brushing habits (five-ten seconds then I rinse my mouth). Only reason why I rarely get cavities is due to me salivating an abnormal amount, which makes it harder for the plaque to stick (my dentist's own words)

Zaggytiddies 0

Now your date knows you use childrens mouthwash .

lolololcheese 0

"Eeeew!" "Gross!" ... "Cool!"