Clothes, Cats and Animals: I'm gonna be late

I'm gonna be late

By mav3rick91 - 01/03/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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By Mel - 11/09/2018 14:30

Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML

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By I'm a dumbass - 27/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML

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By Idk - 29/05/2014 06:46 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

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By Carrie - 23/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By wasted_gas - 05/10/2013 16:00 - United States - Cumming

Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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Monday 1 March 2010 16:39

So you can't spell meow and leave your clothes on the floor but the cat is the stupid one? Good job.

Link5794 18

Tuesday 6 November 2012 3:55

Periods are disgusting. Cat.

Comments

bolingtexas 0

Monday 1 March 2010 18:32

only in california people can misspell meow

mandifer327 0

Monday 1 March 2010 18:43

YDI for misspelling

blitzen123 0

Monday 1 March 2010 18:46

That poor kitty!

Cristaderzi 0

Monday 1 March 2010 18:59

Not Always! All my cats were SUPER loyal and stand guard like a dog would And they would meow as if literally trying too talk! They can be high maintenance at times but so are humans!

your_face 15

Monday 1 March 2010 19:09

It was too stupid to meow, you were too stupid to check there. You're both stupid, hurray!

monnanon 13

Monday 1 March 2010 19:24

Miaow is how im used to seeing it spelt, its not a wrong spelling just a different one. As for the clothes on the floor maybe it wasn't pee, maybe the cat was spraying, I really doubt the OP would have left a uniform on the floor. Also why do most commenters hate cats, does the fact that the cat doesn't need your attention 24hrs a day like a dog does make you insecure? I have a cat and a dog and both have their good points and their bads points but neither is better than the other.

SpideyRules 9

Monday 1 March 2010 19:49

You can't spell "meow" and you're calling your cat stupid?

bananamanama 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:06

Once my cat got locked in my room while I was at school. When I came home he had puked all over my desk, carpet and dresser. That was fun. FYL.

ColdGold 6

Monday 1 March 2010 21:09

YDI for not helping your step-mom find the cat. Maybe the cat would not a soiled your clothing if you would have found it and let it out. YDI for sitting on your ass while your step-mom does all the work.