I'm happy for you, but…

By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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InfantryMan7861 4

You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".

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Rainbow_sparkles 7

After the song, you should tell everybody what she did

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skate_all_dayy 5

You should've played I hit it first by ray j

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cookie1207 19

You should have have taken a wiss on stage! Trying to aim to their faces!

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anotherdayfuck 2

Bro, at that moment you throw that mic down and you start punching

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JBrownie123 24

I swear I commented on this earlier. Why can I never find any of my comments ever?? Anyway, what I was originally saying was "Isn't that the plot to an episode of Wedding Band?"

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EvilLittleMan 23

Better yet, play F.O.A.D. (**** Off and Die) by Venom !!!!

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bjdog98 9

At least you can just sing really awfully at some parts to ruin the song for her.

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