I'm happy for you, but…

By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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InfantryMan7861 4

You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".

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Rainbow_sparkles 7

After the song, you should tell everybody what she did

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sarah6786 14

I could sit there all day and still not think up a shittier situation than this one :( that sucks.

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joeymo304 9

What about his band being shitty friends for taking the gig in the first place

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webshammo 8

Thank you for this wonderful evening. To the groom, I could not finish dinner, so you can have it. I know how much you like my leftovers.

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Enslaved 36

And a 5, 6, 7, 8 "No more alimony" "No more alimony" ***Add in-- Alan's dance from "Two and a Half Men"

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anloso 3

You should have played Rains of Castamere, it seems to be a lovely wedding song

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gpg5 19

You should've played Creep by Radiohead

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Yuzzo 4

i find it hard to believe this

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guttedbrit 26

That's awful, man. You're very strong to still take it on, though!

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Headcrab 29

Well, at least you dodged that bullet/biatch. You'll find an awesome girl one day.j

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