I'm happy for you, but…

By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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InfantryMan7861 4

You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".

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Rainbow_sparkles 7

After the song, you should tell everybody what she did

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Akay4 14

"This next song goes out for the who-I mean bride."

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gczizza1997 15

People usually start bands with friends right? I mean money is money but these guys should have informed him sooner of this whole ex-wife wedding thing right?

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contextbot 0

(The song was actually Safety Dance by Men Without Hats, appropriate dance included)

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Omniprism 14

That sucks. I would plan on getting even with my band mates who took the gig and her for being a bitch.

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marcranger 28

OP, I'm hoping by your username that you threw in some J. Geils Band during the happy couple's first dance.

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Caitie_kid 8

That's too bad for her new dude that she would choose old memories from with her ex for their special day. :-/

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Or "Bitches" by Insane Clown Posse

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