I'm happy for you, but…

By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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InfantryMan7861 4

You should have ended it with "**** you, and goodnight".

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Rainbow_sparkles 7

After the song, you should tell everybody what she did

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meherm 11

Should have said "Remember (insert groom's name) once a cheater always a cheater! **** you (ex name) & goodnight!" Or something, I'm not good with insults. FML OP.

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9011kn 6

You damn sure should at least get a slice of that bitches wedding cake!

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martin8337 35

Or **** you by Damageplan.

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TheDrifter 23

Kanye West - gold digger

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martin8337 35

At the last minute I would have gotten violently ill

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martin8337 35

I would have put my own special frosting on her wedding cake

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