Roommate, Students and Miscellaneous: I'm in hell

I'm in hell

By mylifesuckssomuch3214 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after complaining to the administration about my roommate, I finally got switched. As I went into the room to meet my new roommate, I found out he was my old roommate's brother. They are exactly the same, and I'm not allowed to switch again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 334

You deserved it 3 445

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Bizarre love triangle

By addicted2v - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 602

You deserved it 4 263

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady who lives next to me. Funnily enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom, who lived with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 740

You deserved it 1 885

The smell test

By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 105

You deserved it 4 461

I'm not paid enough for this

By Doublescrewed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex during the day and at a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 620

You deserved it 1 631

Glade

By stinkystinky - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, after cleaning the whole house, I still couldn't get rid of the foul smell. Later, my roommate revealed his new place to "stash and dry" his socks: The ventilation ducts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 941

You deserved it 967

Dude, what the…?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 041

You deserved it 4 755

By confsused - 16/12/2013 17:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 952

You deserved it 3 378

Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 105

You deserved it 311

Catfishing 101

By jquaw - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Brockville

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 218

You deserved it 6 305

Night time entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 282

You deserved it 433

Jewelofagal 2

Monday 7 December 2009 21:03

This is one of those times when you go back to housing department administration and say, "Look. Switching out my horrible old roommate with his equally horrible BROTHER, a person who was raised in the same family and behaves and responds to others in the exact same way as his sibling, doesn't seem to meet the spirit of the option this university gives to students to switch roommates once a year. If the newly assigned roommate was horrible, but in different ways than the roommate I just switched from, that would be one thing. But, this switch essentially just gave me back a clone of the roommate from which I was trying to escape. What can you do to help me out? I'm begging you."

C_Fer 0

Monday 7 December 2009 21:07

F*** that, you're paying to stay there correct? What dumb*** in administration would put switch you from one room to another of two related people? Why don't they move the brothers into one room?? I'd raise hell if I were you.

Comments

Anne553 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 0:44

so you really didn't gain anything or lose anything from this switch. life goes on

shakemup 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 1:02

If this person goes to UCF, I might know him. If it is who I think it is, the roommate is lucky because the person I'm thinking about is a boring loser.

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 1:48

did you notice that the Glee Club that started up at UCF was founded by 2 gay guys and 2 fat chicks? hahaha

Punk_Junkies 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 1:46

sucks

LemonStarship 5

Tuesday 8 December 2009 2:43

Hmm my comment disappeared. What I was saying is simply annoy him so much that he'll get a room change. Third times the charm.

did_it_4_lulz 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 3:34

Just have sex on your roommates' bed. It's fun exiting, and for the most part, they never find out! hahahaha I miss college.

doctorwhynotss 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 4:02

Usually i have sex with my room mate. oh they arent co-ed? ........i know

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 5:24

Well, the administrators couldn't have done that without knowledge of that fact (it would be in the records), so they're either retards or buttheads - take your pick. There shouldn't be any reason that you shouldn't be allowed to switch again since they're the ones that screwed up, and it should be their responsibility to fix that. On the other hand, if they decide to be pricks, then just make the best of it and take control of the roomie issue yourself. Don't be a sponge.