I'm innocent!

By ostfae - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was told by this big guy from school that I needed to stop stalking his girlfriend, and stop following her home from school. She's my neighbor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 207
You deserved it 2 334

Top comments

And she has way too high an opinion of herself.

Tell him you're her neighbor and that you're hittin' that ass harder than a drunk driver every night Then punch him in the jeans

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Thank you Luckster. Thumbs up. (sorry can't reply from my iPhone)

tell him that you're her neighbor and stuff and if he still bugs you after that then tell on his girlfriend what he's doing and if she starts acting retarded like her boyfriend then they deserve each other and fight the boyfriend. you may get beat up but at least you'll have a chance to hit the boyfriend for being retarded. who knows, the boyfriend may be all bark and no bite and you might win. unlikely but still a possibility lol ^_^

Sounds like a Spiderman Story, Peter Parker. LOL

I jus realized.. it's pretty sad if his gf, your neighbour... didn't know you were her neighbour..unless you used 'neighbour' in a general term

Haha Tell him use have been ******* for months Heel Love That Then just roundhouse kick him like chuck norris

Cheyenne_Is_Me 4

i hate when guys get jealous like that. some guys don't even let their girlfriend talk to other guys, even if she is just friends with them. jealous *******. =

Show up at his house in the middle of the night, covered in sweat, with no shirt on, holding a bloodied baseball bat. Tell him you just came back from dealing with that last person who ****** with you, and that if he doesn't knock it the **** off, he's next.

Tell him instead of his girlfriend u like his mum :L

Agreed with #49. However the last guy who jumped me with his friends got a screw driver in his right bicep and his front teeth kicked out. He and his friends never even looked at me all throughout high school after that.