I'm innocent!
By ostfae - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By ostfae - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Ouch, that really bites. Good luck!
then tell him that she's your neighbor, i don't see the problem unless of course, you are a huge pussy
I agree with #32, why are you on fml when you could just tell him you're her neighbour? afraid of being social? pussy.
Kick his ass - even if he's a big guy. You may get your ass kicked but so what? You'll live. If not he'll go to jail or a very long time.
..Just tell him, maybe?
Tell him the situation and if he attacks you please try to take him down, jealous ****.
And she has way too high an opinion of herself.
What a dumbass -.-
That's a good idea!
that might not work word gets round quick in schools
oh sure shes your cousin (wink)
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And she has way too high an opinion of herself.
Tell him you're her neighbor and that you're hittin' that ass harder than a drunk driver every night Then punch him in the jeans