I'm innocent!

By ostfae - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was told by this big guy from school that I needed to stop stalking his girlfriend, and stop following her home from school. She's my neighbor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 207
You deserved it 2 334

Top comments

And she has way too high an opinion of herself.

Tell him you're her neighbor and that you're hittin' that ass harder than a drunk driver every night Then punch him in the jeans

Comments

you should leave before her everyday for a week then go up to her boyfriend and tell him to tell her to stop stalking you!!! I swear people are retarded... If you don't want an altercation just tell her you live right next door or down the street, confronting him about it will just lead to issues, if it does lead to an issue tho since you seem to have a ****** kick him in the balls and then don't stop kicking him til he taps out or cries for his mommy... or dies... good luck!

lotsologan 2

not a good idea to punch the dude in the throat. it's a cheap shot and second if he gets up then you better be able to run from here to mexico, cuz he will use u as punching bag.

No such thing as a cheap shot, if somebody attacks you anything that gets them to curl up n the floor and cry like a girl is a valid tactic. Leave the rules in the ring.

JBoyes09 0

Fyl your neighbour doesn't even know you.

AntiChrist7 0

Girls only like stupid idiots.

moonlight_daze 8

chicks do that stuff to make them seem "wanted". i'm not saying stalking doesn't exist, but chicks love making guys make a fuss...be pissed at her, he thought he was doing what's right,

Julle_fml 0
CaptainBaconMan 0

Did you TELL him that? I'm sure this wouldn't be such a big deal if you did. Not an FML.

You should just been like: "Dude, you realize she's my neighbour?"

moonlight_daze 8
IllegalLight 0

Just tell the big guy that then?