I'm innocent!
By ostfae - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By ostfae - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
That sounds fusturating. But tell the guy the truth and tell your neighbor to have her boyfriend lay off.
Tell him she's your neighbor and if he still gives you shit, beat him up. But if you can't beat him up, threatening with a sharp or blunt object ought to work.
A sharp or blunt object... that encompasses mostly everything.
A bag of M&Ms.
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And she has way too high an opinion of herself.
Tell him you're her neighbor and that you're hittin' that ass harder than a drunk driver every night Then punch him in the jeans