I'm not dead, I swear

By Arsinoe - 06/01/2010 00:02

Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by my credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I'm actually alive. FML
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fed_up_thespian 9

Similar thing happened to my grandfather, he found his own obituary in the newspaper. His response was to walk half a mile to our house through the cow pasture, since apparently this was too good to be told over the phone, and walk up in our yard waving his cane and yelling "somebody's jumped the gun! Ain't dead yet!".

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flying_vegan 0

You need Medium, the Ghost Whisperer and John Edwards.

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FarSide 22

Wish I could appear dead to my CC companies. Thailand you say???

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rags2glory 0

shoot that's not a fml its a blessing I wish my card company did that so I didn't have to pay

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rubyygloom 0

that is not an FML, that's just funny.

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LemonStarship 5

Haha go haunt random places with your dead ghostlyness

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Kukironosuke 16

get back in your grave zombie >_> the internets are for the living

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delfoxio 0

how did you post this from england if you live in thailand?

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ichtudirweh 0

Perhaps they returned to England to settle this misunderstanding?

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ndawgg 6

You choose the location on the form. Doesn't need to be anywhere near England to make it seem as if it were.

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LMFAO_fail 0

Uhm they moved back to England and that's when they tried to use the card.

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Mauskau 35

YDI for being from Reading. No one likes Reading :P Beats Slough though..

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DrPizza 0

Credit card companies can't simply declare you to be dead. Fake.

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