I'm not dead, I swear

By Arsinoe - 06/01/2010 00:02

Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by my credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I'm actually alive. FML
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fed_up_thespian 9

Similar thing happened to my grandfather, he found his own obituary in the newspaper. His response was to walk half a mile to our house through the cow pasture, since apparently this was too good to be told over the phone, and walk up in our yard waving his cane and yelling "somebody's jumped the gun! Ain't dead yet!".

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flying_vegan 0

You need Medium, the Ghost Whisperer and John Edwards.

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SenGaeriel 3

I had a customer once that had that happen to them. They were trying to buy a pair of jeans, and the credit card machine told me to call the company and they told me the customer was dead.

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Comentator 0

I can believe this. Tell them to go F them selves. Keep using the card as normal and then say people can't pay beyond the grave.

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ConnorG 0

21 - why when u could just get 3 witnesses... DNA tests cost money

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GiRIsMakingCupca 0

wow I didn't know that?:)

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youthink_fml 0

So what? Let them close the account and open a new one as yourself, with them or another company. Big ******' deal.

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