I'm not dead, I swear

By Arsinoe - 06/01/2010 00:02

Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by my credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I'm actually alive. FML
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fed_up_thespian 9

Similar thing happened to my grandfather, he found his own obituary in the newspaper. His response was to walk half a mile to our house through the cow pasture, since apparently this was too good to be told over the phone, and walk up in our yard waving his cane and yelling "somebody's jumped the gun! Ain't dead yet!".

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flying_vegan 0

You need Medium, the Ghost Whisperer and John Edwards.

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Arancaytar 0

Man, you're lucky. Some people go to ridiculous lengths to persuade their credit card company they are dead. :P

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containsnosoy 0

So they declare you dead because you haven't been using your card and suddenly you want to prove you're alive so you can have the credit card you don't use?

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stewie1744 0

well, bright side is they dint know you exist

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biggie2001 0

Can't you go in and say hi with an ID?

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TeeHooligan 0

I'm a witness now just give me your house keys and a 1000$ lol

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happybillie 0

and do you have three witnesses!(:

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singhjr1 3

#7 i love your comment post it up as a fml itll be funny as h*ll

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Boredumm 6

lol get a new identity and start new life :D

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pokamoon 0

if ur dead you wont need to pay off the balance :-)

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