I'm not kidding

By ouchies - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, because she thought I was prank calling. FML
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GravyGuy 11

You're probably mistaking the tick for your wiener, OP.

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DontModMeDammit 10

That happened to my cousin camping. We scared the shit out of him by putting a hunting knife in the fire, and saying it was the only way to get them off.

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sheethapins 13

It isn't? Oops. Just do me a favor and don't tell my husband that...

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athena3100 9

Well you have to kill it with fire or heat. Ive had ticks on my legs and arms and my mom just held he lighter to it and it fell off. Problem solved :3

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Livinia 11

Well I don't blame her, it's certainly not something you hear everyday!

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Now you can tick that off your 'Things to do before I die'.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Well ticks go for the smell of blood so all your blood must have collected in your fishing boner.

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msl1333 4

oh no! you could have had the perfect pun by saying fishing rod! we only have so much time in this world and we can't be missing an opportunity to max out our humor potential!

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RainbowHeadache 2

boner is more practical since just a rod doesn't mean he has a boner.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Also I say fishing boner instead of rod because I was insinuating that fishing gives him a boner. You wouldn't really be able to tell that if I'd said rod. And now it has become unfunny because I had to explain myself.

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foilindo 0

man up and remove it yourself sunshine!! lol

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kaasbroodje 0

slap your dick in her face than she can see it is real

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