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By Bartender - 20/10/2014 21:04 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 11:11 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

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By NotBeingPaidEnough - 03/03/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat, and threw up on my checkout counter. FML

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Rowdy

By FMyEx - 06/12/2012 11:50 - United States - Southington

Today, I was bartending. A guest was getting belligerent so I had to cut him off. He called me a bitch and threw the rest of his drink in my face before storming off. The belligerent asscandle was my boyfriend. FML

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Extreme hangover

By Anonymous - 20/08/2024 18:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up after I had gotten shitfaced, and tossed out of bars by bouncers several times. I even had pictures of my face circulated to other bars not to be served. I then met a woman I almost smoked crack with, and spent the rest of the night following her while she asked random homeless people for free crack. FML

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Dodged some bullshit

By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get drinks for the first time with a guy I'd been talking to. He drank 4 drinks in the span of 30 minutes, and fell asleep at the table. I went to the bathroom before getting the check, and I came back to find he'd thrown up all over our table. Needless to say, I left without saying a word to him and deleted his number. FML

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By ihatethisjob - 27/09/2013 08:18 - United States - Romulus

Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML

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By what the fuck, mate - 30/09/2012 19:00 - Australia

Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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By anon. - 17/11/2015 18:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, while working at the bar, I accidentally spilled a beer on my chest. Several drunk men whistled and seemed to enjoy what they saw so much that they bought even more drinks and started coming onto me. My boss asked if I could do it again on my next shift. FML

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The Phone Call

By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01

Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML

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devildog562 33

Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:22

Wow in prison half a pack gets you dinner and sex! Epitome of class.

KayDee29 31

Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:19

I hope he at least offered you good cigarettes after all that.

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Indoow 10

Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:37

I hope it wasnt a big amount of tips. Did you cleaned it?

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:51

Most likely OP did. Just a rinse with gloves. That's the next customer's future change. Bartenders usually turn in their tips for bigger bills at the end of their shifts. Money is so dirty! Ever wonder how many of your dollars were once up some stripper's g-sting? Or how many have a trace of cocaine on them?

devildog562 33

Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:44

In America it's over 90 pct of all money has traces of cocaine. That should keep you awake !

andy594328 17

Wednesday 22 October 2014 12:30

I work in a cash office and I see a lot of £10 and £20 notes with blood on them because they've been up somebody's nose snorting coke off a night club toilet seat. I love telling the new staff that.

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:42

And they say romance is dead.

Toriahh 21

Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:54

Looks like I'm in the wrong career field! He sounds like a great catch ;)

Malahkaa 19

Tuesday 21 October 2014 9:17

Bouncer time....

Soundslikeothers 15

Tuesday 21 October 2014 10:22

Well, with the price of cigarettes how could you turn that offer down?

sweetbliss3 37

Tuesday 21 October 2014 10:50

why is your money near where customers can get to it? every bar/restaurant I've ever worked at had the tip jar underneath the bar area to keep it from getting stolen, or in the case, puked into.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 21 October 2014 11:31

#23 Bartenders sometimes have those. example: extra large brandy glasses, within reach-- on display to encourage patrons to tip for quick drinks being made. (think about it. I'm sure you've seen them before, especially on pianos to tip the musicians) It usually only has a few of their bills in it and then gets transferred once it fills up too much. I had one. Never got puked in nor stolen because the whole bar can see it and be willing to kick that thief's ass for me if anyone were to take what's not theirs to touch.