I'm outta here

By Anonymous - 25/06/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend's recently mated tarantula disappeared from her enclosure with her egg sac, so she's now somewhere in the house with between 20 and 100 babies hatching within a week. I moved out this afternoon. My boyfriend caused this, he can damn well find her before I set foot in there again. FML
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TwoBytesCarley 27

That right there is a whole lotta nope. I’d be moving too.

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Hangryko 29

@Charlie Given - Ever heard of arachnaphobia? 🤦‍♀️

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Charlie Given 26

That seems to be quite an overreaction considering tarantulas are harmless to humans🤦‍♂️

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Hangryko 29

@Charlie Given - Ever heard of arachnaphobia? 🤦‍♀️

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J_Free_Woods 28

Tarantulas aren’t dangerous to humans but if you are allergic to the hairs on their body or their venom then it can cause an anaphylactic reaction.

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TwoBytesCarley 27

That right there is a whole lotta nope. I’d be moving too.

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benjamn 24

Uh ya, I'd nope the f out also and I'm a dude. Good for you!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Yep, I'd be getting out of there too. Good for you.

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