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That's a pain in the ass
Don't you mean pain in the hole :D
Hole lotta pain
1- LOL cliche, but funny
Sounds like OP needs an a-cyst-tent to kick their sibling's ass
31- That was great!!
46- for all we know, she could be ten years old... none of this OO yet
Sound someone is a little butthurt ;)
That's when you decide to accidentally trip her down the stairs.
100, *ass-identally.
I'm enjoying these jokes, butt aren't they a bit insensitive?
I incyst, they're not insensitive (:
Why would you randomly kick your sibling hard in the butt?
You sir are illiterate. Do reread the fml.
It could have been just for fun or an accident.
Why wouldn't you? O.o Tripping, kicking, punching, pantsing, thumping, teasing... Some of our greatest stories and scars are from kicking each others asses as kids. And teens. And now were making new ones as young adults. It's a love that never fades. I hope to run my sister over with my wheelchair in my old age.
21- I'm pretty sure she was replying to #2
41 - how do you accidentally kick someone in their ass? I can see if they were playing soccer or another sport, but its doubtful since the OP just had a cyst removed that they would be doing that.
29, no, that's incest.
102- seriously? and i suppose kissing eachother on the cheek or forehead is too? or hugging eachother? they're signs of sibling affection. Long story short; you obviously don't have siblings that you grew up with.
Me and my sister get into it all the time
Sounds like me and my sister. Hell, my friends and I do that as well. Of course, they also know there are repercussions for actions done, and usually harsher ones for actions done against sick or injured members of our group. Get back at her when you are feeling better, but not when she is injured or sick.
My brother threw a mattress at me this morning. Siblings kick the shit out of each other.
"You" can actually mean any person in general. I knew it was the person who wrote this who was the "victim", and the "you" stands for "someone". Don't correct other people's grammar if you're not even right. Also, I have my own brother, and I mean we argue, but we don't kick eachother.randomly.
^just admit you failed and move on
108 - I'm assuming that I'm the only one that caught that 29 said they slap each other "in the ass"? That's probably what prompted 102's comment...
^whos a bright little crayon... That's right, you are!
Hatesfate...I'd rather be a bright crayon than a malignant blastoma like you. Maybe you should cut back on the haterade a bit
Did she know?
Does it matter? She was probably in pain before the kick...just imagine what she's feeling now.
what an asshole
Really puts a new meaning to it eh
Did it explode o.o
No. It was removed, they packed the crater it left behind with gauze.
It must've been HUGE! I had one on my face and I needed two operations. But on the ass! God poor OP :(
Your life sounds rough.
Good luck healing your second asshole with a third asshole in the house.
I bet OP's feeling pretty butthurt about this whole thing.
Unfortunately, insurance won't cover removal of the third asshole.
I like what you did their Doc.
I laughed way harder at this than I'd like to admit.
hmm a new hole vs a new crack. discussion time:)
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That's a pain in the ass
Good luck healing your second asshole with a third asshole in the house.