I pinched a nerve in my lower back so bad I can’t even sit on... - FML

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By skygardens - 24/02/2020 12:21

I pinched a nerve in my lower back so bad I can’t even sit on the toilet. My birthday is tomorrow.

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Wednesday 11 March 2020 11:59

I hurt my back on Christmas Eve moving our dogs big heavy kennel. I couldn't move I sat out in a storm because I couldn't move I eventually got inside with my boyfriend's help although I cried the whole way in before making it to my bed. he ended up calling an ambulance because I couldn't move. I tried to get up to go to the toilet but got to the hallway and couldn't move.

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hdisnfjs91 21

Wednesday 11 March 2020 11:59

I hurt my back on Christmas Eve moving our dogs big heavy kennel. I couldn't move I sat out in a storm because I couldn't move I eventually got inside with my boyfriend's help although I cried the whole way in before making it to my bed. he ended up calling an ambulance because I couldn't move. I tried to get up to go to the toilet but got to the hallway and couldn't move.

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