Diets and Health: I promise

I promise

By Numnum - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, it's decided, I'm going on diet. For real. But I said that yesterday. And the day before. FML

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dul_fml 2

Sunday 29 November 2009 19:59

This FML is from the United Kingdom. Fail more, #2

Emperor_Jim 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 19:58

Yeah, 'cause there's only one country on the planet that has fat people. Dumbass.

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soccer4ever7 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 22:11

ydi you need to watch your weight

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 13 April 2022 13:42

It's now 2022. Bet the diet still hasn't started and this is definitely a YDI.

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