Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram...

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By Sarcasmiddlename - 25/01/2023 07:23

Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or any of the other things of the world today, this is my only contact with the world other than work. FML

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JasonThorn 20

Friday 27 January 2023 14:43

You're better off. Social media, for the most part, is a toxic wasteland.

mike3775 35

Friday 10 February 2023 15:14

I’m right there with you. I don’t need social media. I used to have them, but ditched them years ago.

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JasonThorn 20

Friday 27 January 2023 14:43

You're better off. Social media, for the most part, is a toxic wasteland.

JackWood 20

Wednesday 8 February 2023 19:00

and FML isn't?

mike3775 35

Friday 10 February 2023 15:14

I’m right there with you. I don’t need social media. I used to have them, but ditched them years ago.

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